Convention = Good Craic
So, it's raining so I can't work on the new patio. I'm too busy making sure the fish don't commit little fishy suicide by jumping out of the rising pond water.
But when I am not defending the lives of the small and scaly, I am watching the Democratic National Convention. Not on C-SPAN (fookin' liberal machine!) (okay not really). Oh no. The DNC is waaaaaay more awesome to watch on FNC. Fox News offers stunning tidbits. My favorite sidenote of the other day's coverage: Why did Bill Gates make a sudden stocks move? Because he feared that a Kerry victory could mean he would lose the Bush tax break of course!
One thing Fox couldn't spin to its advantage yesterday, though, was Barack Obama's awesome speech. Is it too late to nominate *this* guy?
Word on the street is that Bush thinks he can challenge in the NJ. Fear not comrades. Fookin' NJ is ready to dump him on his arse.