85 Walnut St. Mini-Moment

The Scene: We are watching the Green Day concert on MTV2.
BJ has removed his pants. My dad thinks this is funny as hell.
Dad: "Where the fuck are his pants? He was probably backstage like, 'I'm gonna play without any pants tonight!' and the band was like, 'no way!' and he was like, 'watch me!' Wait... is he wearing underwear? Oh, it's a thong."
"4 chords... The Ramones invented it, but nobody does it like these guys."
Hmm... maybe dad will fork over the $350 people are asking for on Ebay for the tickets that sold out in 15 seconds this morning...